Blogger who is terrible at writing descriptions. Ship Sterek fiercely. Canadian.

(This theme is a work in progess and I apologize for weirdness while I continue to work on it.)

 

So apparently I have 5000 posts.

Also can we talk about tumblr’s auto-emails? They’re funny.

So apparently I have 5000 posts.

Also can we talk about tumblr’s auto-emails? They’re funny.

sophoslight:

Agreeing wholeheartedly with the artist on this one, I love the books so much more than the movies.
Film vs. Book by brigid

sophoslight:

Agreeing wholeheartedly with the artist on this one, I love the books so much more than the movies.

Film vs. Book by brigid

i-was-eating-babies-when-i:

indeathwetrust:

hobbitinthetardis:

pokemoncharzbar:

WE CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, SHANG

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, SHANG.

luv shang

I’M SO DONE RIGHT NOW SHANG.

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reblogging for that last star 

(Source: daily-disney)

*puts baby powder in strange places*

I’m falling asleep. It’s raining and that isn’t helping. Lots to do tomorrow. Pharmasave for toilet paper and lactose pills (DAIRY YAY! I haven’t had anything with more dairy than a pudding cup or a greek yogurt in MONTHS). Then dishes at home and cleaning. Need to dust the table in the living room. Remind me to take allergy meds and find the window cleaner.

neierathima:

Sixteen Things Calvin and Hobbes Said Better Than Anyone Else

amandaonwriting:

On life’s constant little limitations

Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.

On expectations

Calvin: Everybody seeks happiness! Not me, though! That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

On why we are scared of the dark

Calvin: I think night time is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

On the unspoken truth behind the education system

Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

On the cruel reality of commercial art

Hobbes: Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

On the tragedy of hipsters

Calvin: The world bores you when you’re cool.

On the tears of a clown

Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humour? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. We laugh at nonsense. We like it. We think it’s funny. Don’t you think it’s odd that we appreciate absurdity? Why would we develop that way? How does it benefit us?

Hobbes: I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.

Calvin: (after a long pause) I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.

On the falling of sparrows (or providence’s lack of a timetable)

Calvin: Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

On why winter is the cruellest of seasons

Calvin: Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

On the gaping hole in contemporary art’s soul

Calvin: People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

On playing Frankenstein with words

Calvin: Verbing weirds language.

On realising God is more Woody Allen than Michael Bay

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines.

Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce.

Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

On why ET is real

Calvin: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

On looking yourself in the mirror

Hobbes: So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?

On the future

Calvin: Trick or treat!

Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be?

Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak. Am I scary, or what?

On the truth

Calvin: It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy…Let’s go exploring!

Calvin & Hobbes, still awesome. 

amaliapond:

lunasumerin:

peanutsareforpussies:

rinneko:

oooeygooeygoodness:

Red Velvet Brownies

Ingredients:
1 cup  unsalted butter, at room temperature
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups brown sugar
4 large eggs, at room temperature
2 oz red food coloring
4 tsp pure vanilla extract
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
6 tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 tsp salt
 

Directions:
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F.  Butter and flour an 9 X 13 clear glass baking pan.
 
In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat together the butter and sugar on medium speed until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.  Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each addition, then stir in food coloring (if not using food coloring add 4 T of water or milk) and vanilla, mix until the color is fully incorporated. Mix flour, cocoa and salt in a separate bowl.  Slowly add in the flour mixture being very careful not to over mix..  Do not over mix.  The batter will be very thick.
 
Remove the bowl from the mixer and stir up the batter with a rubber spatula once or twice just to ensure all of the flour has incorporated from the sides of the bowl and there isn’t anything stuck on the bottom of the bowl.
 
Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 30-40 minutes. 35 minutes for a thin crust on top and gooey underneath.  Set aside to cool, cut into bars and serve.

Source: Mine!!

O___O Ohhh, so much want…

yesssssss

totally gonna have to make these.

Can someone make these and share with me? (:

(Source: )

circuitboardsandcitystreets:

Someone made Teen Wolf into FRIENDS oh my god oh my god oh my god.

It’s so cute!

…remember when things were happy? *sniffles*

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)